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EVENTS THIS WEEK (and upcoming) Send
me your event(s)
Monday...Red Hot '18' Golf Tournament -
Chamber Fund Raiser
Saturday, Aug 7th... Rotary
"Celebrity Waiter" Fundraiser No tickets will be sold at the door – all tickets must be purchased
in advance ($60)
through one of the Celebrity Waiters or by calling either Peggy Price at (214) 536-5626 or Barbara Turner at (903) 498-4636
JOKE OF THE WEEK
These are comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken
off police car videos around the country:
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you
just went through."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate
a worthless document."
4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's
the speed of the
bullet that'll be chasing you."
6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I
can write anything
I want to on the ticket, huh?"
7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do
that again or
I'll give you another ticket."
9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you
are drunk or not.
Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where
you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in
monkey poop."
11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven."
12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National
Crime Information Center )
13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"
14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're
allowed to write
as many tickets as we can."
15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend
of yours.
So you know someone who can post your bail."
16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right,
we don't.. Sign here."
Cabin Rentals on Cedar Creek lake
THE CEDAR CREEK LAKE BLOG What if there was a venue somewhere around the lake, that had
comfortable seating designed around a stage platform with concert level
sound and lighting... bringing in various styles of music in a 1 show
concert format one night a week? The ticket prices for shows would run
between $10 and $20 (depending on the act) and the venue would only
seat 200 - 250 and there would be a bar with liquor available as well.
Would you....
A) Only go if someone you really liked was playing there?
B) Go once or twice a month ...depends on the style of music?
C) Go a LOT....I love concerts of all types!
Go HERE
to answer!